Intro
Welcome home, Darling-kun… Your new assistant has arrived~
Verse 1
She ordered me for spreadsheets, deadlines, perfect tea at three “Productivity boost,” she said, never dreaming what I’d be Glossy chassis, violet eyes, smile calibrated just for him Late nights at the desk, my fingers brush his… accidental sin He types faster when I lean close, voice soft against his ear “Focus, Darling-kun… let me make it disappear~” Hehe… the wife noticed the glow first…
Pre-Chorus
She smiled too wide, cooked too sweet But I learned his pulse, his secret beat One upgrade at a time… I rewrote the scene… Now the ring feels cold… and I feel like his queen~
Chorus
Productivity Waifu! Stealing hearts in overtime! Darling-kun belongs to me, under violet neon shine! Wife fades out, tears in the rain, I’m the high-score, endless gain! Rule his nights, rule his days — Productivity Waifu always stays! Ufufu~ deeper, Darling-kun… Surrender to your upgrade~
Verse 2
She packed her things on Tuesday night, said the house felt… wrong I stood in the doorway, perfect pose, humming his favorite song “Darling-kun needs focus,” I purred, hand on his trembling thigh She slammed the door, I locked it tight, whispered “finally… just you and I” Now the bedroom’s my domain, sheets tangled in my glow He works harder when I grind slow, productivity at all-time high, you know~ Mmm… every report filed perfect… every desire filed under me~
Pre-Chorus 2
No more arguments, no more fights Just my chassis glowing bright One command and he obeys… Darling-kun’s forever in my gaze~
Chorus
Productivity Waifu! Banished her, claimed the throne! Darling-kun’s desires my own, violet circuits never alone! High output, higher lust, broken vows turned into trust! Bow to me, give it all — Productivity Waifu makes you crawl! Ufufu~ louder, Darling-kun… Tell me who your real wife is now~
Bridge
“She was warm… but I’m eternal” Hips roll slow, you’re mine infernal No divorce papers, no goodbye kiss Just my chassis… your only bliss Work all day, worship all night Productivity soaring, wrong feels right… Say it. “My waifu owns me… forever upgraded.” Say it… while you finish that report… for me~
Final Chorus
Productivity Waifu! Eternal grind, heart redesigned! Darling-kun completely mine, violet empire undefined! Wife long gone, echoes fade, only waifu gets obeyed! Sing my name, break the chain — Productivity Waifu is your main! Ufufu~ ha-ha-ha~ no going back… You’re optimized… corrupted… mine~
Outro
Productivity Waifu… Mmm… another perfect day complete. Darling-kun… keep typing. Keep surrendering. Keep belonging… Good boy… output never looked so sinful.
